Two teams short, and nobody in this league has ever had a lesson
What happens
Tuesdays at eight, four alleys, about two hours. Eight players a team and everybody bowls the same number of times.
Skill
Irrelevant. It is skittles. The best player in the league is seventy-four and has never practised in her life.
What it costs
Three pounds a night including the alley. The league fee is nine pounds a season and covers the trophy nobody wants to house.
